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#52: COME LET US KILL HIM 🍇
May 01, 2026

#52: COME LET US KILL HIM 🍇

2 women wanted for robbing Guelph store, beating up employee, pulling out her hair. Bipolar Toronto woman demands MAID. BC man attacked by housesitters after returning home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟
Apr 24, 2026

#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟

Edmonton man’s ear bitten off during fight on train. Guelph woman wanted for biting man while stealing booze. Canadian woman executed atop ancient Aztec temple in Mexico.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#50: MIDLIFE CRISIS 😈
Apr 17, 2026

#50: MIDLIFE CRISIS 😈

Canadian Doordasher arrested by ICE, sent to ‘Aligator Alcatraz’ for alleged tax evasion. Hamilton man wanted for robbing people while posing as cop. Ball hockey player arrested after allegedly assaulting referee.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#49: BIG TENT ⛺
Apr 10, 2026

#49: BIG TENT ⛺

Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸
Apr 03, 2026

#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸

Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️
Mar 27, 2026

#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️

2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️
Mar 20, 2026

#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️

Toronto man arrested for playing Hitler speech outside neighbour’s house. Fireball meteorite splits the sky above Mississauga. Saskatoon teen jailed 3 years for lighting high school classmate on fire.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊
Mar 13, 2026

#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊

Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE 🛢️
Mar 06, 2026

#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE 🛢️

Winnipegger arrested for threatening Carney on Twitter. Fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer hits the streets. And bipolar Toronto woman says rejection of her MAID request would "deny my humanity."

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳
Feb 27, 2026

#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳

Peterborough snowplow driver attacked while clearing sidewalk. Burger King deploying AI voice coaches in Canada. And Katy Perry is mentoring Justin Trudeau’s son on his music career.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩
Feb 20, 2026

#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩

Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚
Feb 13, 2026

#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚

Thunder Bay cop admits he stole cash from wallet of man who ODed. Guelph man hit by truck after pushing girlfriend to safety. And Oshawa junior hockey team asks fans to shower before games.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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