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#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS πŸ‘Š
Mar 13, 2026

#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS πŸ‘Š

Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE πŸ›’οΈ
Mar 06, 2026

#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE πŸ›’οΈ

Winnipegger arrested for threatening Carney on Twitter. Fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer hits the streets. And bipolar Toronto woman says rejection of her MAID request would "deny my humanity."

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳
Feb 27, 2026

#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳

Peterborough snowplow driver attacked while clearing sidewalk. Burger King deploying AI voice coaches in Canada. And Katy Perry is mentoring Justin Trudeau’s son on his music career.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩
Feb 20, 2026

#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩

Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚
Feb 13, 2026

#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚

Thunder Bay cop admits he stole cash from wallet of man who ODed. Guelph man hit by truck after pushing girlfriend to safety. And Oshawa junior hockey team asks fans to shower before games.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#40: CALL IT πŸͺ™
Feb 06, 2026

#40: CALL IT πŸͺ™

Alleged drunk driver tries to bribe OPP officer. Sophie Trudeau says being 'uncoupled at 50' doesn't 'feel amazing' as Justin globetrots with Katy Perry. And #1 NHL draft prospect arrested on felony assault charge.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS πŸ’¬
Jan 30, 2026

#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS πŸ’¬

"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍
Jan 23, 2026

#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍

BC woman, 19, found dead surrounded by dingoes in Australia. Calgary teens terrorize strangers with pellet guns, baseball bats. And scammer uses Uber to steal Guelph woman's bank cards, withdraw nearly $5k.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#37: GOT A LIGHT? 🚬
Jan 16, 2026

#37: GOT A LIGHT? 🚬

Guelph woman slaps two others for not having cigarette lighters. Toronto driver charged for n-word license plate. And Kelowna man says he was "only smoking pot" after driving past cops with crack pipe in mouth.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE πŸ„
Jan 09, 2026

#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE πŸ„

A joint investigation by CBC News and Smalltown Graffiti.

Peter Wilson
Smalltown Graffiti Staff
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#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION 🍁
Jan 02, 2026

#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION 🍁

Newfies pig out at Taco Bell. The Royal Canadian Navy is a terrorist group, says Iran. And the CRA is freezing bank accounts to get back COVID handouts.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#34: WE THE NAUGHTY πŸŽ…
Dec 19, 2025

#34: WE THE NAUGHTY πŸŽ…

Guelph man dumps hot coffee on woman, steals her toque. Northern Ontario woman steals school bus while allegedly high on drugs. Two Amazon employees charged with stealing over $2 million in goods from Ajax warehouse.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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