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#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS 💬
Jan 30, 2026

#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS 💬

"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍
Jan 23, 2026

#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍

BC woman, 19, found dead surrounded by dingoes in Australia. Calgary teens terrorize strangers with pellet guns, baseball bats. And scammer uses Uber to steal Guelph woman's bank cards, withdraw nearly $5k.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#37: GOT A LIGHT? 🚬
Jan 16, 2026

#37: GOT A LIGHT? 🚬

Guelph woman slaps two others for not having cigarette lighters. Toronto driver charged for n-word license plate. And Kelowna man says he was "only smoking pot" after driving past cops with crack pipe in mouth.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE 🍄
Jan 09, 2026

#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE 🍄

A joint investigation by CBC News and Smalltown Graffiti.

Peter Wilson
Smalltown Graffiti Staff
Peter Wilson, +1
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION 🍁
Jan 02, 2026

#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION 🍁

Newfies pig out at Taco Bell. The Royal Canadian Navy is a terrorist group, says Iran. And the CRA is freezing bank accounts to get back COVID handouts.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#34: WE THE NAUGHTY 🎅
Dec 19, 2025

#34: WE THE NAUGHTY 🎅

Guelph man dumps hot coffee on woman, steals her toque. Northern Ontario woman steals school bus while allegedly high on drugs. Two Amazon employees charged with stealing over $2 million in goods from Ajax warehouse.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#33: A VOICE CRYING OUT IN CALGARY 🗣️
Dec 12, 2025

#33: A VOICE CRYING OUT IN CALGARY 🗣️

A prophet speaks in Cowtown. May I suggest the mushroom casket, sir? Toronto bar sells booze stolen from LCBO, says regulator. And Guelph senior loses $300k to scammer posing as attorney general.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#32: FRANKLIN AFFAIRS 🐢🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Dec 05, 2025

#32: FRANKLIN AFFAIRS 🐢🇨🇦 🇺🇸

Canadian publisher condemns Pete Hegseth's post of Franklin the Turtle killing narcos. ICE buys Canadian. And the city councillor who blamed AI for death threats sent to political rival has been arrested.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#31: KING OF COSPLAY 🥸
Nov 28, 2025

#31: KING OF COSPLAY 🥸

Winnipeg man impersonating Mountie breaks into family’s home. Top Canadian Indigenous author reveals he's not really Indigenous. And four men arrested for fighting over Pokémon cards at Costco.

Peter Wilson
Max Krueger
Peter Wilson, +1
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#30: COCAINE CANUCKS ❄️
Nov 21, 2025

#30: COCAINE CANUCKS ❄️

Ontario man sues OpenAI, claims ChatGPT drove him nuts. Canadian man jailed 30 days for getting drunk in his car outside NATO headquarters in Belgium. And Brampton lawyer accused of advising Cdn Olympian-turned-druglord to kill FBI witness.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
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#29: DEEPFAKE DISTURBIA 😱
Nov 14, 2025

#29: DEEPFAKE DISTURBIA 😱

man hijacks Hamilton city bus full of passengers / drunk BC man breaks bones after falling out of carnival ride on 9-year-old's watch / and man who shared deepfake nudes of his wife is innocent, says Ontario judge

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#28: SHOULDA SKIPPED IT 🍴
Nov 07, 2025

#28: SHOULDA SKIPPED IT 🍴

cops run woman over while arresting her at Tim Hortons / teenage girl arrested for suspected hate crime on TTC subway / and delivery driver attacked at McDonald's

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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