Patricide outside the Oshawa Mosque / Cops raid maid's house / And look out guys - the pedos found Snapchat
Dan Aykroyd wants to live on in the slop-verse after he's dead, but only if he gets paid / watch out for girl-guide-cookie scammers / and Canada is refusing to take back a Bangladeshi man who ‘accidentally’ crossed the U.S. border and got arrested by ICE
Sudbury woman arrested for allegedly making 3,000 prank calls / Oshawa man convicted of fent-fueled manslaughter / London man says he was "chillin'" night of alleged manslaughter
Allegedly stoned driver calls 9-11, gets arrested / Winnipeg police seize $15k in candy-shaped fentanyl / Pickering boy, 14, arrested after allegedly shooting up gas station, stealing 4 cars
Hamilton man falls prey to distraction theft / Tim Hortons manager offers underage employee $20k to marry her bro / Mississauga teen arrested after months of assaulting trail walkers under bridge
Small-town Ontario councillor blames AI for death-threat voicemail sent to political opponent / BC Man arrested for drunk driving plastic pink Barbie Jeep / Homeless man chases Winnipeg boy through woods
12-year-old Toronto gunslinger charged with attempted murder / Elliot Lake senior charged with theft a month after wiping feces on police holding-cell walls / Toronto man yeets bicycle off bridge into moving traffic
barrie man terrorizes city's homeless population / ontario woman lit on fire in her sleep by home intruders / and guelph teen jumped after following 15/yo girl into playground
huntsville city councillor faces death threats after denying his son is a racist / 14-year-old crimelord finally busted by toronto police / and brampton man loses $15,000 in fake undercover police investigation
internet descends on peterborough teen filmed hurling racial slurs / naked bike thief assaults hamilton man / and this 2022 toyota highlander could be yours for just ₦50,000,000
toronto man begs police for mercy after Ferrari impounded for stunt driving / ladies' man records himself driving 190 km/h delivering flowers to Orillia girlfriend / and zombie man spotted on the toronto subway
police investigate drive-by rabbit shooting in quiet newmarket neighbourhood / alberta man finds fentanyl in rental car / and pickaxe-wielding bum assaults man in downtown kitchener
