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#58: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN ✈️
Jun 12, 2026

#58: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN ✈️

Barrie man pilots 900+ flights for Air Canada without a license. Winnipeg man sets Dollarama on fire. And BC man jailed overseas for flying into Eastern Europe with Adderall.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#57: CORRUPTING THE YOUTH 👶
Jun 05, 2026

#57: CORRUPTING THE YOUTH 👶

Newfie couple accused of corrupting the youth. BC teacher suspended for calling student "wannabe gangster." Montreal toddler dies after bouncy castle carried off by wind.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#56: DEN OF INIQUITY 🏙️
May 29, 2026

#56: DEN OF INIQUITY 🏙️

Man wanted for spitting on Guelph Tim Hortons staff in drive-thru window. Guelph man punches through screen door of family’s home after being told he could not take their furniture. Guelph man bites cop after cutting down sale sign outside neighbour’s house.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#55: SMART LITTLE BOY 👦
May 22, 2026

#55: SMART LITTLE BOY 👦

Ontario Mennonite may soon return to community after killing baby son with axe. Guelph student’s laptop stolen from living room as he cooks himself dinner. Wasaga Beach boy spends $2k on grandma’s credit card playing Roblox.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#54: SECRETS OF THE COSMOS 🔭
May 15, 2026

#54: SECRETS OF THE COSMOS 🔭

Romanian man dumps oil on car during FB Marketplace transaction in Uxbridge. Toronto man arrested after his pitbull kills smaller dog. Sudbury man’s wife leaves him after ChatGPT sends him into psychosis.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#53: VERY OLD FRIENDS 🧙
May 08, 2026

#53: VERY OLD FRIENDS 🧙

BC man wanted for swindling ladies on dating apps. Masked anti-capitalists storm Montreal bakery. Guelph man arrested for breaking into woman’s bedroom in search of old ‘friend.’

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#52: COME LET US KILL HIM 🍇
May 01, 2026

#52: COME LET US KILL HIM 🍇

2 women wanted for robbing Guelph store, beating up employee, pulling out her hair. Bipolar Toronto woman demands MAID. BC man attacked by housesitters after returning home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟
Apr 24, 2026

#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟

Edmonton man’s ear bitten off during fight on train. Guelph woman wanted for biting man while stealing booze. Canadian woman executed atop ancient Aztec temple in Mexico.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#50: MIDLIFE CRISIS 😈
Apr 17, 2026

#50: MIDLIFE CRISIS 😈

Canadian Doordasher arrested by ICE, sent to ‘Aligator Alcatraz’ for alleged tax evasion. Hamilton man wanted for robbing people while posing as cop. Ball hockey player arrested after allegedly assaulting referee.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#49: BIG TENT ⛺
Apr 10, 2026

#49: BIG TENT ⛺

Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸
Apr 03, 2026

#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸

Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️
Mar 27, 2026

#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️

2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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