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#26: TO SNAP A PREDATOR 🀳
Oct 24, 2025

#26: TO SNAP A PREDATOR 🀳

Patricide outside the Oshawa Mosque / Cops raid maid's house / And look out guys - the pedos found Snapchat

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#25: WE ARE IN HELL πŸ”₯
Oct 17, 2025

#25: WE ARE IN HELL πŸ”₯

Dan Aykroyd wants to live on in the slop-verse after he's dead, but only if he gets paid / watch out for girl-guide-cookie scammers / and Canada is refusing to take back a Bangladeshi man who β€˜accidentally’ crossed the U.S. border and got arrested by ICE

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#24: GENERATIONAL TALENT πŸ‘΅
Oct 10, 2025

#24: GENERATIONAL TALENT πŸ‘΅

Sudbury woman arrested for allegedly making 3,000 prank calls / Oshawa man convicted of fent-fueled manslaughter / London man says he was "chillin'" night of alleged manslaughter

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#23: BAT COUNTRY πŸ¦‡
Oct 03, 2025

#23: BAT COUNTRY πŸ¦‡

Allegedly stoned driver calls 9-11, gets arrested / Winnipeg police seize $15k in candy-shaped fentanyl / Pickering boy, 14, arrested after allegedly shooting up gas station, stealing 4 cars

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#22: UNDER THE BRIDGE πŸŒ‰
Sep 26, 2025

#22: UNDER THE BRIDGE πŸŒ‰

Hamilton man falls prey to distraction theft / Tim Hortons manager offers underage employee $20k to marry her bro / Mississauga teen arrested after months of assaulting trail walkers under bridge

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#21: LOVE, DEATH, & ROBOTS πŸ€–
Sep 12, 2025

#21: LOVE, DEATH, & ROBOTS πŸ€–

Small-town Ontario councillor blames AI for death-threat voicemail sent to political opponent / BC Man arrested for drunk driving plastic pink Barbie Jeep / Homeless man chases Winnipeg boy through woods

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#20: DEAD-EYED LITTLE MONSTERS πŸ‘Ή
Sep 05, 2025

#20: DEAD-EYED LITTLE MONSTERS πŸ‘Ή

12-year-old Toronto gunslinger charged with attempted murder / Elliot Lake senior charged with theft a month after wiping feces on police holding-cell walls / Toronto man yeets bicycle off bridge into moving traffic

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#19: THE BUTCHER OF BARRIE πŸ”ͺ
Aug 29, 2025

#19: THE BUTCHER OF BARRIE πŸ”ͺ

barrie man terrorizes city's homeless population / ontario woman lit on fire in her sleep by home intruders / and guelph teen jumped after following 15/yo girl into playground

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#18: "THAT'S NOT MY SON!" 🀦
Aug 22, 2025

#18: "THAT'S NOT MY SON!" 🀦

huntsville city councillor faces death threats after denying his son is a racist / 14-year-old crimelord finally busted by toronto police / and brampton man loses $15,000 in fake undercover police investigation

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#17: PETERBOROUGH MOB JUSTICE ✊
Aug 15, 2025

#17: PETERBOROUGH MOB JUSTICE ✊

internet descends on peterborough teen filmed hurling racial slurs / naked bike thief assaults hamilton man / and this 2022 toyota highlander could be yours for just ₦50,000,000

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#16: "OFFICERRRRR, PLEASE!" πŸ₯Ί
Aug 08, 2025

#16: "OFFICERRRRR, PLEASE!" πŸ₯Ί

toronto man begs police for mercy after Ferrari impounded for stunt driving / ladies' man records himself driving 190 km/h delivering flowers to Orillia girlfriend / and zombie man spotted on the toronto subway

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#15: "IT'S WABBIT SEASON" πŸ‡
Aug 01, 2025

#15: "IT'S WABBIT SEASON" πŸ‡

police investigate drive-by rabbit shooting in quiet newmarket neighbourhood / alberta man finds fentanyl in rental car / and pickaxe-wielding bum assaults man in downtown kitchener

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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