
#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️
Toronto man arrested for playing Hitler speech outside neighbour’s house. Fireball meteorite splits the sky above Mississauga. Saskatoon teen jailed 3 years for lighting high school classmate on fire.

#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊
Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.
#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE 🛢️
Winnipegger arrested for threatening Carney on Twitter. Fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer hits the streets. And bipolar Toronto woman says rejection of her MAID request would "deny my humanity."
#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳
Peterborough snowplow driver attacked while clearing sidewalk. Burger King deploying AI voice coaches in Canada. And Katy Perry is mentoring Justin Trudeau’s son on his music career.
#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩
Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.











