#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟
Edmonton man’s ear bitten off during fight on train. Guelph woman wanted for biting man while stealing booze. Canadian woman executed atop ancient Aztec temple in Mexico.
#50: MIDLIFE CRISIS 😈
Canadian Doordasher arrested by ICE, sent to ‘Aligator Alcatraz’ for alleged tax evasion. Hamilton man wanted for robbing people while posing as cop. Ball hockey player arrested after allegedly assaulting referee.
#49: BIG TENT ⛺
Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.
#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸
Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.
#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️
2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.
