#55: SMART LITTLE BOY 👦
Ontario Mennonite may soon return to community after killing baby son with axe. Guelph student’s laptop stolen from living room as he cooks himself dinner. Wasaga Beach boy spends $2k on grandma’s credit card playing Roblox.
#54: SECRETS OF THE COSMOS 🔭
Romanian man dumps oil on car during FB Marketplace transaction in Uxbridge. Toronto man arrested after his pitbull kills smaller dog. Sudbury man’s wife leaves him after ChatGPT sends him into psychosis.
#53: VERY OLD FRIENDS 🧙
BC man wanted for swindling ladies on dating apps. Masked anti-capitalists storm Montreal bakery. Guelph man arrested for breaking into woman’s bedroom in search of old ‘friend.’
#52: COME LET US KILL HIM 🍇
2 women wanted for robbing Guelph store, beating up employee, pulling out her hair. Bipolar Toronto woman demands MAID. BC man attacked by housesitters after returning home.
#51: SEEKING TO DEVOUR 🧟
Edmonton man’s ear bitten off during fight on train. Guelph woman wanted for biting man while stealing booze. Canadian woman executed atop ancient Aztec temple in Mexico.
