#49: BIG TENT ⛺
Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.
#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸
Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.
#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️
2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.
#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️
Toronto man arrested for playing Hitler speech outside neighbour’s house. Fireball meteorite splits the sky above Mississauga. Saskatoon teen jailed 3 years for lighting high school classmate on fire.
#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊
Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.
