
#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS π¬
"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.

#38: NEW WORLD ORDER π
BC woman, 19, found dead surrounded by dingoes in Australia. Calgary teens terrorize strangers with pellet guns, baseball bats. And scammer uses Uber to steal Guelph woman's bank cards, withdraw nearly $5k.
#37: GOT A LIGHT? π¬
Guelph woman slaps two others for not having cigarette lighters. Toronto driver charged for n-word license plate. And Kelowna man says he was "only smoking pot" after driving past cops with crack pipe in mouth.
#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE π
A joint investigation by CBC News and Smalltown Graffiti.
#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION π
Newfies pig out at Taco Bell. The Royal Canadian Navy is a terrorist group, says Iran. And the CRA is freezing bank accounts to get back COVID handouts.











