
#43: TIME AND CHANCE β³
Peterborough snowplow driver attacked while clearing sidewalk. Burger King deploying AI voice coaches in Canada. And Katy Perry is mentoring Justin Trudeauβs son on his music career.

#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING π©
Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.
#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK π
Thunder Bay cop admits he stole cash from wallet of man who ODed. Guelph man hit by truck after pushing girlfriend to safety. And Oshawa junior hockey team asks fans to shower before games.
#40: CALL IT πͺ
Alleged drunk driver tries to bribe OPP officer. Sophie Trudeau says being 'uncoupled at 50' doesn't 'feel amazing' as Justin globetrots with Katy Perry. And #1 NHL draft prospect arrested on felony assault charge.
#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS π¬
"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.











