Ontario Mennonite may soon return to community after killing baby son with axe. Guelph student’s laptop stolen from living room as he cooks himself dinner. Wasaga Beach boy spends $2k on grandma’s credit card playing Roblox.
Romanian man dumps oil on car during FB Marketplace transaction in Uxbridge. Toronto man arrested after his pitbull kills smaller dog. Sudbury man’s wife leaves him after ChatGPT sends him into psychosis.
BC man wanted for swindling ladies on dating apps. Masked anti-capitalists storm Montreal bakery. Guelph man arrested for breaking into woman’s bedroom in search of old ‘friend.’
2 women wanted for robbing Guelph store, beating up employee, pulling out her hair. Bipolar Toronto woman demands MAID. BC man attacked by housesitters after returning home.
Edmonton man’s ear bitten off during fight on train. Guelph woman wanted for biting man while stealing booze. Canadian woman executed atop ancient Aztec temple in Mexico.
Canadian Doordasher arrested by ICE, sent to ‘Aligator Alcatraz’ for alleged tax evasion. Hamilton man wanted for robbing people while posing as cop. Ball hockey player arrested after allegedly assaulting referee.
Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.
Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.
2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.
Toronto man arrested for playing Hitler speech outside neighbour’s house. Fireball meteorite splits the sky above Mississauga. Saskatoon teen jailed 3 years for lighting high school classmate on fire.
Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.
Winnipegger arrested for threatening Carney on Twitter. Fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer hits the streets. And bipolar Toronto woman says rejection of her MAID request would "deny my humanity."
