#22: UNDER THE BRIDGE 🌉

👮 CRIME - ‘Our mom told us to give this to you’: Hamilton man falls prey to distraction theft

👩‍❤️‍👨 DATING - Tim Hortons manager offers underage employee $20k to marry her brother

👦 YOUTH - Mississauga teen arrested after months of assaulting trail walkers under bridge

We’re back.

After a week of cervezas and sunshine, I feel rather rejuvenated and full of European gayness.

Still, I was shocked—SHOCKED, I tell you—to learn that a Tim Hortons manager would try to bribe an employee into a green-card marriage. More on that below.

And thankfully, police have finally tracked down the kid who was assaulting people under a bridge all summer in Mississauga.

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-Peter

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